Greasy, artery-hardening, brain-killing, puppy-stomping, alien (both terrestrial and domestic) smashing good time. It involves a lack of writing, mediocre passable acting and an overall sense of dumb fun beyond the simple lack of good writing.
It is cheap, easy, greasy Red Box fun.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Despite it's (major flaws), I enjoyed the piss out of this. I couldn't tell you about anything that happened beyond the vague recollection of Liam Neeson, a cute blonde girl and Pearl Harbor veterans piloting a massive naval vessel.
Actually that pretty much sums it up.
Thanks for watching! More awards coming up!