Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Eating Like a Damn Dirty Hippie, day 5


Day 5 sucks. Some goldfish. A ham sandwich. A glass of cranberry juice.

All came out to 1350 calories. I require around 1900 per day. I burned around 300 calories at work just walking around and lifting things. I put this addition to my diet around 1050 total calories consumed today.

I figure I might amend my diet to include alcohol. As long as it keeps me beneath 1900 calories. Yeah. Since all hippies do is smoke pot and drink booze, I might need to get into character.

My dinner tonight will consist of carrots, celery, water and maybe -- if I'm a good boy -- some more celery.

Lucky me.

--Nick

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